I normally think really hard when I start a review, so much in fact that I tend to waste my vacation thinking of my review and this site. I really am kind of lost on where to start with this. It will be a very long review and the pics will be added. We took over 200 of them. I did give it a 5 star. I considered a 4 star but then thought it was more of the stuff off the resort that put a blemish on our stay.
You land at the airport which from the outside is nowhere nice as the inside. There was an hour hold up to get into the country. From that point we made it into the sandals lounge and I was told you only had time for 2 beers. I drank 5 to prep for the drive. They told us the bus was ready after 15 minutes. Our bags were picked up and taken to the bus. The guy will pretty much ask for a tip the whole way, but still really nice and tells you all about his country. They are proud to be there. I gave him 4 bucks for 2 bags. I got on the bus and it is ok to take a couple beers on. We sat and waited for about 45 more minutes for other people. I got kinda frustrated but then remembered my cool and being on jamaica time. We were off and stopped after 20 minutes and bought beers. I bought six and they came in a bucket with ice for 18 us dollars. I drank 4 by the time we got to the resort. It goes fast if you drink. But you drive by alot of other resorts and it really looked like we made a good choice.
The worst part came next. Check in was somewhat of a nightmare. They have you fill out all kinds of papers and it is somewhat unorganized. Note: you need a credit card to check in--even if you paid already. We couldnt get any to go through because of fraud protection. So we used cash. But not one shop on the resort take cash. It was a hassle and they left notes under our door to bring them a card all week. When we called the bank to get it taken care of. It was 11 dollars for 5 minutes on the phone.
We were upgraded from the naples grande lux honeymoon in the rialto towers to the oceanview suite room 2418. It was perfect. The ac was ice cold and we were welcomed with a liter of appleton rum. There were no restaurants open so we had a pizza. Which was really good. A very different taste than back home. Tell them to make it spicy they coat it with peppers. We then went to the tree bar and met Uton. He is the best guy on the resort. He makes his special drink that we went back for all week. Also one heck of a chocolate martini. We came back everynight to see him.
The resort is extra clean and people are very helpful and love to greet you. I was only offered pot once on the resort. The pool water was perfect everyday. The water does have a salty feel to it, but it is not salt water. The beach IS NOT too small. For the people that complain about it, nobody is ever in the ocean. You get the beach almost to yourself.
The beach walkers that sell and holler at you are really annoying. If it were my resort I would tell the guards to keep them off and tell them to get there noisy jet skis off the water. They didnt bother you if you dont watch them, just ignore them. But when you walked by that fence they hollered from 100 ft away to get you there. They are prepared with a huge sack of pot to sell you. With the guard right there too. Sandals is too leanient on want they allow.
They have people on fridays come in by the tree bar and set up stands. These people are really nice and not pushy. We bought a frame that was hand painted and a picture for 40 dollars and we had necklaces made for us right there. Save your money for them.
They surprised us with a birthday cake for me and an anniversary cake for us in our rooms also
There are a few annoying points about the place but its by far the best place i have been. The people and service are what make it worth it. It was alot of money but with the premium drinks and the blue blue water, was worth it.
We did one tour and it was the dunns falls. If you go, take the Katt out, not the bus. We were really really heckled after the falls by the sales guys and couldnt get out. It was a horrible feeling. I guess when you take the boat there, you get to skip all that. And come back partying. We watched the katt come back 3 times and it looked really fun. Pay the extra money.
The restaurants were all great. I usually compare all inclusives to low end places to eat, but this was some of the better food i had.
Kimonos--very fun, we met alot of cool people here. The food wasnt the greatest, but very worth it. It is very hot inside (no ac)
Marco polo--the nicest place and only ac place--had the chicken cordon blue and it was great. it is also open for breakfast and is very good for breakfast and you dont have to dress up in the morning
we didnt eat colombos for dinner just lunch and breakfast buffets, they all taste the same.
we ate the beach grill for lunch. The fish sandwich is the best, its really really good. And if you see heinz ketchup, take it, its hard to come by.
Italian place (forgot the name)
very good, actually might have been my favorite. Very fancy as well.
We also had the candlelight dinner saturday night on the waterfall. It was worth the money---i asked for steak and lobster and got it. The service and view was out of this world. It is a must do. They even print your menus and laminate them with your names on them
the pizza place was great anytime. Have them make a calzone, it was the best i have had.
I also had every drink on the pool menu--the dirty banana was the best but they are all too filling. Stick with the beer, its good and cold!!
There were two outside buffets and they were really fun, dont miss these on monday and thursday nights. also listen to the steel band if you can.
The resort gets an A in my book. They could improve, but could easy worsen. We took the bus to SGOR and hated it, couldnt get home fast enough. Its big and divided and the workers dont even look at you. SDR is the best!! You wont regret it!! We met some of the coolest people we have ever met there and will be back!! Leaving will litterly bring tears to your eyes!!
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